Break Out Your Rapture Pants
November 8th, 2006 by Wen
I wish I could say I wrote this, but I didn’t. I lifted it from stitchnsue who got it from her brother-in-law….
AAaaahhh, what a beautiful day to wake up a democrat.
Sun is shining, projected 80 degrees today, gentle winds, the birds are chirping, flowers are blooming….and what is that smell?? Is that… FREEDOM?
Ah, I love the smell of freedom in the morning.
What’s in it for you republicans? Well, let me tell you…historically speaking the stock market has always done much better when congress and senate gridlocked the Prez. Something about stability.
First on the agenda: Immediate surrender to the terrorists and Iraq. Then we’ll look into mandatory gay marriages for all.
From there, we’ll push on to teaching evolution to all the newly pregnant schoolchildren after doubling the tax they pay on their school lunches.
Break out your rapture pants, the dems are in control!!!
Yesterday, before I left the US, I made sure I voted. In our family of 4, it takes a minimum of 3 of us to vote Democrat: Mom to vote Republican, Dad to cancel out her vote, and one daughter to achieve positive Democrat votage. Katie and I both voted, so from the 4 of us we turned out 2 whole Dem votes.
Also, won’t the school children be more likely to receive free condoms in school now?
AHAHAHAHA
I woke up strangly peaceful considering that the Dems have actually not given a hint of a clue what they plan to do in Iraq, or about terrorism.
At least we know for sure they’ll raise our taxes and give money to people who don’t deserve it!
I bet baby-squirting welfare moms everywhere are dancing in the streets. Go Dems!