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It’s memo time again kids.

To: People who write me asking me to post more

Fr: The chick who has two blogs, a full time job, and a life

RE: Ways to annoy me

Dear Annoying Blog Commenter Gentle Reader,
So? Hi. Thanks for reading my blog. It’s very flattering that you like my writing so much. So flattering that I am going to ask you to do me a favor… Could you please take your comments asking me to post more and shove them up your extremely annoying and obviously unused asshole keep them to yourself?

See, here’s the thing… I have a job. A pretty demanding job where I have to deal with monkeyfuckers comedians actors monkeyfuckers all day long. The job isn’t requiring 80+ hours a week like last year, but it much more taxing on my creativity. Which means that I am having a harder time coming up with the “funny” to post to my blog(s). I like to tell people that I have great big thoughts, it’s just really hard to get them out the little tiny door in my brain.

I also have a hobby that takes up quite a bit of my time. I really love my hobby, so much so that I created a second blog devoted to it. I post there mostly about my hobby and somewhat about my life. I post there mostly now, to be honest.

That’s where you come in. You found my blog somehow, most likely by my appearance on another very famous blog, and took to heart my flippant suggestion to get your own damn blog. And you did. Good for you! You’re a new blogger now, you go!

While you’re going you might want to try and find blog commenter etiquette. Because twice in as many weeks you have commented on my blog that you want me to post more. And twice in as many weeks I have restrained myself from writing you back and telling you to get a fucking life. There’s nothing like sitting groggily down at the computer, barely awake, coffee in hand and finding some jackass comment in your email telling you to entertain them. The only person who is allowed to ask me to entertain them is my boyfriend, and he’s usually naked when that happens.

Which brings me to the long and windy point of this memo: I blog for me. And only for me. I am aware that other people read what I write, but writing isn’t my job. More specifically, writing to entertain you is not my job. Stop asking. It makes me cranky and then I don’t want to write at all, because I am totally stubborn like that. And petty.

I’m not your damn monkey, fucker. Anyway, thanks for being such a fan!

Love ya! Mean it!

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