hairburner

“I can’t believe your mom found your knitting blog”
“Yeah. And she found it while I was one the phone with her. Thankfully I deleted the link to Hairburner before she could see it.”
“Your mom is so nosy”
“You’re telling me. That lady has been finding and reading my diaries since I was old […]

The best conversations can be had in my living room:
Heather: What do you think of the new movie with Marky Mark?
J: I’m not so much on Marky Mark… Even though I liked him in Boogie Nights.
Heather: Is it because of the Funky Bunch?
J: No, it wasn’t the Funky Bunch. I have no problem […]

Wait, wait. Hang on!
What’s the matter?
I’ve got to set something down.
I’ve got a beer in my hand and I can’t multi-task.

” It’s a good thing you’re a girl. Because if you weren’t, I’d be gay. And that’s wrong.”
“Well, that would make the General happy…”
“That’s wrong too. No, see. The reason why you are a girl and have cramps is so that I don’t have to be gay.”
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“You know I am so […]